Daily Jokes

Jokes of daily.

Ungrammatical

Nasrudin, a master of Sufi while ferrying a scholar across a piece of

rough water, he asked something ungrammatical to him.
“Have you never studied grammar?” asked the scholar.
“No.”
“Then half of your life has been wasted.”

A few minutes later Nasrudin turned to the passenger.

“Have you ever learned how to swim?”
“No. Why?”
“Then all your life is wasted—we are sinking!”

Roof

One day Nasruddin repaired tiles on the roof of his house. While Nasruddin was working on the roof, a stranger knocked the door.
- What do you want? Nasruddin shouted out. - Come down, replied stranger So I can tell it. Nasruddin unwilling and slowly climbed down the ladder. - Well! replied Nasruddin", what was the important thing? "- Could you give little money to this poor old man? begged stranger. Tired Nasruddin started to climb up the ladder and said, - Follow me up to the roof. When both Nasruddin and beggar were upside, on the roof, Nasruddin said, - The answer is no!

Two Drunkards

There were two drunkards, you know, walking  all over the street. And the police came and asked them ID and all that. What are they doing at this time of the hour, you know. They were walking zigzag all over the highway and they’re not supposed to be here!

So the police says, “Okay, what’s your name?”

“Ah, John Smith!”

“Where do you live? Where is your house? Where is your address?”

“oh, I’m a homeless! I don’t have a home. I don’t have an address”

“oh oh I see, and how about you? What’s your name?”

“oh I am Clay Barron. I am his neighbor!”

Train and Banana

Two men are having some banana on the train.

As the train pass through the tunnel, one man asked the other, “Have you eat your banana yet?”

 “No” says the other man.“Don’t eat your banana.” The other man says, “Why not?”

 The man says, “Because after I swallow it, I become blind”.

July/Aug 2008

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